boring

Well i am really just posting because allen is forcing me to. But really i have nothing to post about, so i will say my 5 favorite phrases.

5:I didn't slap you, i high fived you in the face.

4:Sarcasm:the bodies natural defense against stupid.

3:You are a great friend, but if the zombies chase us, i am tripping you!

2:Death:the #1 killer in the USA, tell your friends

1:Me? I am dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

So those are my favorite phrases, hope you like them ALLEN.

p.s.

I was kinda torn between number 1 and 2, I like them both so very much.