CHUCK NORRIS

Did you know that once Chuck Norris showed up on celebratey wheel of fortune, and he was first to spin, then the next 29 minutes of the show where spent waiting for the wheel to stop.

When chuck norris dose a push up, he dosn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

Whenever chuck norris s asked to pay taxes, he just sends a picture of himself in the mail. He has never had to pay taxes.

these were just some jokes that i thought were funny.

I"M 13!!!

I JUST HAD MY 13th BIRTHDAY!!! It was actually on the 21st of december, but i forgot to post about it, so I'm doing that now. we had to celebrate it on the 22nd, because my dad had to work, and my momhad to pick up my brother from college. So on the 22nd, we went to an RPO concert, with allen, and then my parents took just me out to dinner, at Inn on the Lake. I had meatloaf, and it was AMAZING!!! My dad also got me this book
called, "50 Things a Young Gentleman Should Know". One of the things is putting the toilet seat down, I'm serious!!! My aunt also gat me an amazing electronic DART BOARD, It was just what I wanted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flat Tire

I am so mad!!!!!!!
A few days ago, my mom picked me up from school to go for an orthodonist appointment, and on are way up to pick up my sister from the tire, I heard a clinking noise under the car. So we got out, and we heard a whistle of air, THERE WAS A SOMETHING STUCK IN THE TIRE!!!!!!! We didn't even leave the school area, we were in the middle school bus loop!!! So i had to go and square dance. I WAS SO MAD!!!



P.S.
i didn't actually square dance, i was supposed to sub in for someone, but I didn't!!!

Allens Favorite Show!!!